So Stylish Offspring

Today, many celebrity children follow their parents into the spotlight, a la the Simmons girls (Pastry shoes anyone?) Mick Jagger’s adult daughter, Jade, recently premiered her line of luxury accessories, Jezabel, in Paris…not so in style.

While I originally wanted to tell all of my readers about the luxurious and super expensive jewelery that Ms. Jagger is going to be selling, I was all but side tracked by her choice in clothing.

Look at that 80s inspired mini-dress. I swear I had one of those in the 1st grade! I am completely distracted by the enormity of those little flying things on the dress to even consider looking at her fabulous jewelry.

And the hair! Did she just blow dry it the wrong way? I mean, oh my goodness gracious! I am scared!

As for her accessories, all we’re missing are the slap bracelets. Did they fall off’? I mean, to complete this fashion nightmare all we need are the slap bracelets!

While I don’t doubt that I’ll be running around trying to get my hands on some of her new jewelry, that does along with the Jezebel fashion line, I may need to save up for it. It’s all well in to the six figure range.

Photos from: Bauer Griffin