The Walk of Shame Kit to Fit in your Morning After Bags

B. Or you could try a few upgrades from that. We suggest if you can, bring your own car and stash a big overnight bag, Rebecca Minkoff's is perfect. Then you can fit a professional-looking blazer that will boost your evening ensemble to daytime status, and possibly anything else extra you need beyond the morning after essentials. If you must take public transit (always use caution!) then you could try her "Morning After Mini" Bag.

We also suggest the product "brush-ups" and either your own makeup remover or your own big black Jackie O' shades. What fabulous lady shouldn't own such a pair?

And we even found these cool foldable flip-flops in a totally chic print. Goh-geous!

Now do note this post was all in fun.

Remember to practice safe sex and safe dating, and this includes do get to know your match well before leaping into physical relations, don't get drunk on a first date, do bring your cell and I.D., etc. Know it's called the Walk of Shame for a reason, and what we really think esteemed ladies of today should do is wait until he makes you breakfast, buys you flowers, or the like, the morning after. We don't want to see you sneaking out of a dorm building, period. We want you walking out hand-in-hand with a new love, more like several mornings after. ;-)

Last but not least, we also don't want you to yet need that Knocked Up bag!